1
Introductory Remarks (Live)
2
Understand Your Man (Live)
3
An Aside Regarding Prostitution (Live)
6
Oral Sex Is Proffered by in Order to Compensate a Customer for the High Ticket Price (Live)
8
Give Yourself a Hand (Live)
11
A Discussion of Bowel Difficulties During the Performance (Live)
12
Afternoon and Coffeespoons (Live)
13
A Poem, "Scientific Management" Is Read (Live)
14
Keep a Lid on Things (Live)
15
A Hilariously Derisive Account of My Heritage Ensues, as I Banter on, Ever More Wittily, The Scotch Now Coursing Through My Body as I Experience an Ever-Increasing Alcohol-Induced Euphoria (Live)
17
Relation Between Bass Baritone Guitar and the Penis Is Discussed (Live)
19
My Freedom from All Std's Is Firmly and Self-Servingly Established (Live)
20
A Cigarette Is All You Get (Live)
21
He Liked to Feel It (Live)
22
The String Change Song (Live)
25
Torontonian's: Pro's and Con's (Live)
27
My Reputation in the Politically Correct Press as "Crash Test Drunkard" (Live)
29
Another Poem, Entitled "Circumcision", Is Read (Live)
30
Baby One More Time (Live)
